I defended harvey (aka starvey) and although we only won half of what we wanted, I was brillllllannnnntttt. brappppppppppppppppp. excuse me. anyway, I am open for business an d I will defend you too. catch my brillant defense in the strike club. pffffffffffffffffffff oops. I am one classy ...
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Lou: Mom got a job at the bum thermometer place! (mom: vet hospital) that means she will be petting sick animals and paying attention to other animals. I will need Mugger´s goon service and then I will sue her!

mom: I finally got the job at the vet hospital. It is across the street and I ...
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My reign as COTW is soon over and I enjoyed every minute. thanks for all the gifts and comments and even though mom could not thank everyone, we appreciate all of it.

I pass this honor to the next COTW hoping they have a great week too. I was extremely naughty this week and got into loads of ...
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Thank you Monkeyhanger! I love my new picture. I feel so special this week with so many gifts and a new picture and beong COTW. thanks everybody!

Lou aka Lawyerlou aka SuperLou
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Thank you for all the gifts and nice comments. We cant thank everyone individually, because of an algebra test or something like that. mom keeps banging her head against desk. anyway, thank you for making my week special.

Lou

ps, dont be silly, pancho! we are buddies forever.
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thank you for all that voted for me. Wow! from a beat-up stray to COTW. life is strange sometimes.

I am honored my buddies chose me. thanks.

Lou
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mom spent 2 days addressing and putting her resume into envelopes and sent them to every medical facility in the Verde valley. there was about 50 envelopes. she woke up the next morning and there I was in the middle of all of them scatered everywhere. She asked me if I did that and I answered. ...
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somehow he got out and I didnt notice. I was out shopping and I decided to drop the stuff at my apartment instead of going straight to school.

well, it was a good thing I did. I started to go up the stairs and I saw a black tail of a cat. I thought oh another stray until I saw the red collar. ...
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I am getting ready to beat the stuffing out of mugger and pancho. I will need a manger, anyone who want s the job, let me know.

I dont need a wrastling name- I am lou and thats the bottom line because Lou said so......
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goodbye my friend, Kittibits. I will miss you so much. I know we will meet again and we must go on without you here. This place wont be the same without you. You, Bitts, were one of a kind.

goodbye Bitts,

Lou
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Im so weak I can barely type. are you still among us? did the sister do you in?? talk to me muggs----

lousoveryweak
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A truce has been called between Mugger and myself in light of a more important issue. A diet!! The new enemies are our moms which we refer to as the B****Sisters. these sisters need stopped. they are starving us. We are big black handsome tomcats and we are being starved. I can eat boots, but poor ...
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since she is starving me I am telling what she did. she was cleaning her ear and poked her ear and it starting bleeding real bad. hee hee I know she knows not to poke a q-tip in her ear. what a dummy!

from mom: yes I know better, did it anyway. Its justs an abrasion, I didnt damage the ...
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since you are on a diet, mom looked at me and now I am too. I cant underatand it. I am so handsome and not at all fat.

from mom: he looks like a sausage with legs. I think he is way fatter than mugger.

MOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
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It is so hot in Arizona, this is my bed. I stay here until morning. you can see mom´s legs in the mirror. good thing she wasnt naked!

Lou
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Hi guys. I have learned to push and push my fat butt against the bedroom screen and I was almost outside until I felt someone pull me back and yell "bad boy" I guess she heard creaking and noises. I almost made it.

Lou

From mom: yes and when he got out and cry to get back in I would have ...
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I too want to send my thoughts to bitts and we are pulling for you buddy. If it is your time than we will send you off. If there is anything we can do just ask.

we are thinking of you buddy.

Lou

your orange buddy, boots

and Mr.
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why that woman has to put a red collar on me with a bell!!!!

does she not know that if I get outside (and I will) the other cats are going to kick my a**??

I am a tomcat!! she has turned me into this!! Toots, help me!! have your mom yell at my mom.
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I feel better today. Mom talked to the vet and they will make payment arrangements for me since I am already a patient there. So if I get worse she can take me. I am zippier today and am making trouble. Mom was actually glad I am making trouble. go figure.

Mom says I am just trying to copy ...
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she says I look like a sausage in this picture. I mean, really the nerve of that woman. so Ive gained a few ounces. It is her fault for bringing me in off the streets and feeding me. on the streets, lizards were low-fat, I guess.

Now, I have to diet and its all her fault. A sausage!! I ...
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