I had a lovely day yesterday accepting presents, buddies and messages. All this is starting to go to my head. I am beginning to realise, that I really am the top cat in our house, being COTW, and the other 3 are just... well... let´s say, not as important as me. Thank you everybody for being such ...
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Hello my dear friends. I would like to express my gratitude for voting me COTW. It really never occurred to me in a million years, that I could ever become COTW. It was a complete surprise and I don´t truly know how I have desreved it. Im am totally astonished and delighted. I feel honoured ...
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Well my dear friends, I have some astonishing news for you. Chelsea, the girl of my dreams, has agreed to become my wife! We are now officially engaged to be married. I have been meaning to propose to her for some time, and today I finally plucked up the courage. We have announced it ...
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Gooood morning Chelsea, thank you sooo much for a lovely evening. The chicken was absolutely fabulous yummy yummy and you looked stunning, mind you , you always do my darling, I enjoyed my self thoroughly. Now unfortunately I must creep off home, otherwise mum will be worried, it being a ...
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Sorry I am ever so slightly late Chelsea darling, I finally got the right chocolates. Black Magic for a black magic cat Kiss kiss kiss. Sidney
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I am nearly ready for my special night with Chelsea COTW tonight. I´ll just run the iron over my underpants and I am ready for anything. Mum has starched my socks, brushed my coat and sprayed me lightly with Brut Eau De Chat. My gnashers are clean and I have fresh breath confidence enhanced by ...
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I was hanging around the kitchen hoping to sneak some kitten food, because of the slimming diet I have been on. Mum was taking off her apron when suddenly I was overcome by an urge to play with the apron strings. This has not happend to me for years. I don´t know who was more surprised, mum or ...
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Now that I am over the worst of the dentist and can smile with my clean and gleaming nashers, I can tell you my good news. I am in love with lovely girl called Chelsea! Don´t we look cute together? I love you Chelsea

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Thanks to everyone, who wrote to me yesterday I feel almost normal today. Mum let me out for a little bit, but I was not allowed to get out of the garden. Hardly any point to that, if I cannot look out for Ginger and strays. I feel quite hungry and good news, I do not have to diet for a week or ...
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I have had 3 teeth out and my poor little tongue is hanging out.
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I am going to the vets today to have my teeth cleaned and what ever else may need doing. I am not looking forward to this, but one has to go through these things I suppose. Suffer to be beautiful. I will be weighed as well to check my slimming progress. I will soon be so slim and my teeeth will ...
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I am glad to say, that splitting the food ino 4 meals seems to have done the trick. I feel fine today - a trifle peckish perhaps, but no more that that. I did not even bother to smack the kittens, when they disturbed me in my bed. I still could give that ginger inerloper a good slap around the ...
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I went to the vet´s 4 days ago and was told, that I cannot have any more painkillers for my hip. The vet pretty much said, lose weight or else. I think she means diet or die. So mum put me on a strict diet and chucked me out of the house, so that I don´t eat anybody at home.

I have been ...
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Help! I think I am losing my grip and going soft! One of the kittens charged me today, so I went to slap it in my usual cranky way. But you know what? My claws just would not come out and even my voice was very peculiar. I only managed a feeble "mrow", half meow and half something completely ...
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So the kittens have joined the black cat club and Ginger has joined the ginger cat club. Bah humbug! We black and white cats like myself are the most beutiful but go unappreciated due to being too common. As if that was a fault. A bit like the goldfish, I say. It is the most beutiful fish but no ...
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We have had the roofers working on the house for a few days to fix our roof, which was damaged in spring storms. Today they turned up with reinforcements, because they were falling behind schedule. We are all terrified. All that banging and crashing around. Mum won´t let any of us out until the ...
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I distinctly saw Ginger swearing at and slapping little Tondo, just because Tondo was trying to have an innocent look, what Ginger was eating. No claws you understand, but even so, hitting a baby?!? I always get the blame, whenever there is any trouble between myself and Ginger. Just because ...
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I don´t know what Ginger Freak is whinging about. He has been in the conservatory all night and that´s MY room. Everybody knows it´s MY ROOM! Mum says, he will be there for a couple more days yet. That´s SO UNFAIR! GRRRR!!!
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Another try
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I suppose it´s more of a scratcher than a tree.
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