Ginger
Winter draws on, I love my home  

Owner oldwoman
 7  5

Not another bath, surely!

3 months ago
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Mum has been trying to cut back on my food again. Allegedly I am too fat! Too fat for what, I ask you? I wish she would give up on that silly idea! I had to go and look for food my self and came back home looking even more mucky than usual. Now mum has threatened me with a bath! Oh deary, deary me! I remember the last bath she gave me, just because I was plastered in motor oil. It really freaked me out! I think I´ll stay away for a while!
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Owner daftdog
 2  2

Push your Mum in the bath, then eat her. That´s what I would do (in my dreams anyway) Seriously, the sad pathetic starving cat routine with constant meowing to drive them crazy usually does the trick.

These Humans have such a cheek. Mine sits there eating a cake and saying I need to lose weight. Well excuse me but I´m not the one eating a billion calories worth of cake!

Inappropriate 16.August 2008 16:02

Owner drbom
 2  3

Your mum must be heartless. First, she starves you then she wants to drown you?!! What other tortures does she have in store for you?

Miming

Inappropriate 16.August 2008 16:18

Owner darcyd
 4

Just clean up your own fur and show her you are purrfectly capable of taking care of these things yourself and she need not insult you with a lot of human soap and water. Cisco and Pancho

Inappropriate 16.August 2008 17:04

Oh deary me, you are having a rough time. Being starved and then drowned! Mind you Porsche loves being bathed (we both think she is weird) But then we are just moggies and not as posh as her. You could come to England and just stand in the rain that would get help!

Mickey and Cassie

Inappropriate 16.August 2008 18:01

Owner ebigum
 7

You don´t look too fat to us Ginger, in fact you look just purrfect Jax and the gang xxxx

Inappropriate 16.August 2008 19:46