When I got in this morning, mum was not pleased. She said, my back legs and the rest of my rear end were covered in runny poo. As if it was my fault. It was her after all, who fed me canned food yesterday, which she KNOWS gives me the runs.

Mum decided there was nothing for it execpt to give ...
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A week ago mum tried to get me to the dentist, but I sussed her out and hid away on the crucial day. This time she was a bit crafty and locked me indoors 2 days in advance. I am having my teeth done today and I have not even as much as peed for 2 days. Mum tried to make me go in a litter tray, ...
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I have been a very naughty cat. I went out yesterday afternoon and not come back since, so that mum could not starve me before my dentist appointment. Well, what would you do in my place? Mum is worried, she will have to pay the wet fee for a missed appointent. Oh boy, am I in trouble!
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Oh dear, I have got to go to the dentist. It is not nearly as funny, as when Sidney had to go and have 2 of his teeth out. But mum says, it has got to be done, otherwise I will have toothache as well as lion breath. Think of me at around 10.30 GMT tomorrow.
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Sorry, this blog appeared under GT for some reason. It was me, Ginger, all along!

Mum says I must go to the vets today, because I have been a naughty boy and keep pulling my hair out. She says, I have a bald patch above my tail and must leave it alone. But how can I? It´s so itchy! She flead ...
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Mum has been trying to cut back on my food again. Allegedly I am too fat! Too fat for what, I ask you? I wish she would give up on that silly idea! I had to go and look for food my self and came back home looking even more mucky than usual. Now mum has threatened me with a bath! Oh deary, deary ...
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I have had such a busy summer this year. Mum is a bit peeved with me, because I have been ignoring her and treating the house like a hotel. But there has been so much to do! There is the old foe, the black stray, who keeps trying to muscle in on our patch, and if that was not enonugh, thare is a ...
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We had a lovely evening last night. Positively idylic. Sid was out of action with his sore mouth, so the kittens, myself and the dog all cuddled up together with mum. Why can it not be like that all the time? I think Sid should have his teeth pulled more often Mean of me, I know, but I have to ...
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Yet again mum fed that me that cardboard tasting rubbish she calls low calorie food. I did my best to eat it, but a cat must have his dignity. I stomped off outside to look for food around the neighbourhod. Suddenly, I see mum marching off somewhere. Oh goodie, I thought, she is going hunting. ...
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I managed to get my chops around some kitten food today You see, my friends, mum has been feeding me bits of cardboard for some time now. Well, it tastes like cardboard at any rate. She thinks I should lose weight. Why, only yesterday I saw her eat 2 pieces of cheescake... she thought, if ...
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The neighbours have been away and mum has been spoiling their mog rotten. This does irk me quite a lot. But now I have found the solution. I have relocated to the neighbours garden and chased their mog away. Now I simply sit there and when mum comes around to feed him, she can´t find him ...
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Mum has been preoccupied with the neighbours mog she is supposed to be looking after while they are away. They have not left him a litter tray. (The drama of it all!) He does not use one normally, being an outdoorsey sort of cat. But the weather has been so bad recently. Mum says, is she supposed ...
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I think I quite like our new kittens Tondo and Tilde. I wasn´t sure at first, but now I am definitely starting to like them. They are better company than cranky Sid for sure. They are a bit annoying sometimes, but they made me feel young again. A bit against my will really.
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The news, my friends, could not be better. The vet says, that I have definitely been already castrated. It must have been done, I suppose, by those nice cat rescue workers, who came to sort out the colony of strays, we used to have in the street years ago. Phew! I am glad I am not a girl! At least ...
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So I went to the vets to have the snip... half an hour later they phoned mum and said that I had no nuts, This is the same vet who said I needed to be castrated!?!? It really does not give you much confidence in the vet does it? They will be saying I am a girl next! Anyway, they are going to put ...
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MEEEOOOWWW!!! I m going to the vets for the snip this morning! I have been locked up in the conservatory all night in case I ate something before my op. Let me out PLEASE!!! I will be good, I promise, mum. JUST LET ME OUT!!! You don´t seriously think I am going to use that mamby pamby litter box? ...
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Sid had the snip as young lad. If that was supposed to improve his temper, I dread to think, what he would have been like without it.

Sid´s first owner was not all bad. As mum says, it is hard not to kick a cat, when it has just gauged a lump out of your shin. They simply could not handle Sid ...
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I have heard a rumour that I am going to get the 2 bricks treatment on Thursday. Ouch, just the thought of it! To be honest I don´t know how I have got away with it thus far. I suppose mum thought there was no for it need before. Now that Tilde has moved in with us, mum has reconsidered and ...
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When I looked out of the window this morning, I saw the most beautiful long haired persian cat. (Unfortunatelly, it was yet another tom.) Sidney was sitting on the other side of the window seemingly unperturbed. I bet they had sat like that half the night. I think Sid is going soft in his ...
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Mum finally got me with the comb and combed my tummy and back legs. I was so sleepy, I had no energy to struggle. I hope she is happy now. All that grooming ain´t natural, that´s what I say!
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